The Magic Dogma Ball December 25, 2013Posted by Ezra Resnick in Education, Humor, Reason.
This holiday season, take all the hard work out of finding the answers to life’s more perplexing questions: the Magic Dogma Ball™ has all the answers you’ll ever need! Ask any question, no matter how complex, and the Magic Dogma Ball™ will give you the definitive answer (according to your selected tradition). No thinking required!
The Magic Dogma Ball™ answers questions about ethics, politics, metaphysics, fashion, sex, and more. Possible answers include:
- It is certain
- Without a doubt
- It is forbidden
- Don’t even think about it
The Magic Dogma Ball™ is long-lasting and can remain in your family for generations — no tuning or adjustments necessary. Give your loved ones the gift of Certainty today!
Recommended for children and adults age 0 and up.
Jewish, Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Hindu, Scientology, and Aztec versions available.
Caution: Do not mix different versions of the Magic Dogma Ball™ among children in the same household, neighborhood, or school. We are not responsible for the consequences of contradictory answers provided by different traditions.