If gerrymandering were allowed outside politics

• “So what if I was driving 10 mph over the speed limit? Yesterday I drove 15 below.”
• “You may have won two out of three games, but I scored more points in the first three quarters of the first game and in the last three quarters of the last game. So I win the series.”
• “I know you’re entitled to a refund for unused items, but since you bought four items and used two we’re considering all the items half used.”